Friday, October 30, 2009

check it out check it out check it out part VII

So while perusing Fifty Dresses That Changed the World (by the London Design Musuem) I came across Versace's safety pin dress worn by Elizabeth Hurley in 1994. At that time, she was relatively unknown, and this dress actually launched her career. When I first saw it some years ago I was blow away by the ingenuity and I would like to share it with you!

I was also perusing Fifty Shoes That Changed the World (also by London Design Museum) and came across some painful monstrosities that I had only seen once before on Canada's Next Top Model. Apparently these Louboutin Ballet Fetish hells are all the rage in japan, and everyone wears them....ow....

Also saw these heel-less boots, worn famously by Victoria Beckham.


Friday, October 23, 2009

I was in the washroom and then I heard my sister call me in a really panicked voice. I went to her room quickly and she had her face turned away from her computer screen in total fright. "What's the matter Amy?", I said. She replied, "IF I DON'T FORWARD THIS EMAIL IN 10 MINUTES THE GIRL FROM THE RING IS GONNA COME INTO MY ROOM AND KILL ME!!!" She was close to tears, and this is where I burst out laughing.

Tonal Drawings

I was only supposed to do four grey scales and one drawing using a modelling technique, but I did three because I wasn't sure how it was supposed to come out...which one should I use for my critique this Monday? CAN YOU EVEN TELL THAT ITS AN EGG WITH A SHADOW? Help me, I'm lost :(




check it out check it out check it out part VI

A web page recommended to me by a friend turned out to be amazing, creepy, and interesting all at the same time: Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped Parts 1, 2, 3, and 4 (links at the bottom of post).

Here are some select pictures from the pages:


At first sight, this appears to be a home improvement project that accidentally tapped into Stephen Hawkings' most abstract theories on space and time. But then you notice that the kid who is right next to the portal to another dimension isn't disintegrating into millions of pieces, or even looking up from his goshdarn cellphone.

The Inversion House is an art project that answers the pressing question: what would your neighbor's place look like if it was sucked through a straw in the Looney Tunes universe? The answer is pretty cool, though apparently not nearly as cool as whatever 13 year-olds are texting each other these days.

This undoctored photo is part of an art project--and possibly also an awesome assassination scheme--where they meticulously paint clothing to match the surroundings.

We can't imagine how much time they must have put into creating photos that, after all that effort, will be dismissed as Photoshop by nearly every single viewer, including myself at first.

"What's that White Stuff on the Trees? It Almost Looks Like Some Kind of Web... OH SHIT-"

"If you're arachnophobic and are getting short of breath looking at what looks like the work of a giant spider, don't worry. It's actually a freak massive spider web created by millions of spiders working together in ways science previously did not think was possible.

Sleep tight."

DEAR LORD. I seriously panicked when I saw this picture. Tapping in to my phobia yet again.


Holy crap, look at that thing. I was hoping that was just a tiny trash can but, no, it's a coconut crab, which is the biggest land-living arthropod.

We like how they chose the innocuous name "coconut crab" to describe something that can only be killed with a flamethrower. If these things were called "Skull Crabs" or "Under Your Bed Crabs" mankind would have declared war on them long ago. Would NOT want that finding its way into my room at night.

Part 1 HERE
Part 2 HERE
Part 3 HERE
Part 4 HERE

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Design-A-Something!!!

We were supposed design something. Any thing.
I chose a book shelf - chair!!! Because I desperately wish to have one.
Comes in three colors: blue, pink, and white! With attached reading lamp! FANCY.




*Person not included



Close-up of lamp. Battery operated.

Monday, October 19, 2009

it's still not over!

Its been little over a month since Kanye West snubbed Taylor Swift at the 2009 Much Music VMAs and gave uncalled for praise to the ever-gracious Beyoncé, and yet I'm still finding these all over the internet!





& a little throwback to an older post HERE.

Friday, October 16, 2009

check it out check it out check it out part V


Two websites for you today :)
  1. The offspring of perezhilton.com, which I am in love with. It's great. Refreshing. Perez Hilton takes his love for bashing and ooh-ing celebrities and narrows it down to the stream of fashion. Loves it. That's hot. Whatever else she says.
    http://cocoperez.com/


  2. Fellow blogger, but obviously on a much larger scale than I. If you are not well versed with Photoshop, you may not catch the absurdity of the pictures right off the bat. That's okay though, because if you know something is wrong with the image, your eye will automatically lead you to the area that is the most effed up, and then you can laugh or cringe.
    http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com

Thursday, October 15, 2009

several tins at once

  1. If you read my title properly, and youve been readin my blo, you may ave realized tat my two-letters-after-f keys arent working AAIN. Alon with my quotation keys. I really dont feel like copyin and pastin the letters in after I type like I do in emails and on Facebook wen my keys ave failed me.

  2. By Cristmas, I will be a metal mouth. Kind of sucks getting braces so late, but hey what can you do OMG MY KEYS ARE SUDDENLY WORKING AGAIN. It seems like every time I write about them they miraculously come back. Anyways, braces. I will be getting tem for (tere o my keys again) two and half years (look, the h is back!). Before even THAT happens I need to extract four teeth. Fun.

  3. Im catching a cold. It has come at the wrong time since I have a midterm to study for on Monday. Speaking of which I should get cracking on that and stop blogging.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

5 Minute Gesture

My prof called this a beauty; I think she was on something. But I'll take a compliment when I get one, thank you very much!

Click the image for hi-res.

check it out check it out check it out part IV

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-20-best-signs-at-the-national-equality-march

Pretty darn funny. Clever, clever gays.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Visual Forces Cardboard Chair




Spent most of Thanksgiving weekend on this. Missed Thanksgiving lunch. Missed Thanksgiving dinner. Did not see my family all weekend because I was locked up in my room doing this the days they were home, and they days they were out I did not join them.

Blood, sweat, tears. Literally. I cut my hand with a knife, I was sweating because it's hard work, and I cried with frustration.

But now I'm done.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

marianas trench <3



So Laura and I went to see them on Thursday at MuchOnDemand and were INCHES away from them, literally :) We also got Josh's autograph and I nearly collided with his chest. HE IS TALL.
(see there's Laura and I in the back, in the third picture)

See the video that were in here (Marianas Trench - Beside You [Live Performance].

On Saturday we went to their concert at Sound Academy, and like I said before this was my first full-on rock concert, and I was not let down.

Concert mayhem: I nearly got punched in the eye, I DID get elbowed in the ribs multiple times, crushed between mountainous guys, nearly lost my
shoes in the mosh pit. Nearly DIED in the mosh pit.
Laura nearly got socked in the nose, and was in a very uncomfortable situation in the pit for a bit.

Best quotes of the night:
Josh: *wearing a top hat* Guys, let's fuck this. I. Am. Enchanting.
Josh: *after going close to the grill* I feel like my face just got rape

OH OH OH I also bought hot chocolate for a homeless person downtown at around 1am. It made me feel happy :)

Didn't get home until around 3am, and I felt good.

Overall, amazing night. Beyond amazing.

Friday, October 9, 2009

fed up

I wish my hair looked like this:



but with my own hair color, thank you very much,

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

update

I have deigned to write a long, well-thought out post in a long time, as I have been very busy.
Not today. Today, I have an hour and a half of homework-free time before class, YES FOR PRODUCTIVITY!
So let's chat shall we?

Tomorrow I'm going to MuchOnDemand with Laura to see Marianas Trench :) We're also going to see them in concert on Saturday. SATURDAY IS ALSO FREE HUGS DAY in Dundas Square. We'll attend Free Hugs Day and then bus off to the concert after.

I'm really excited for Saturday, but also very nervous. The Trench concert will be the first "rock" concert for both Laura and I. I've been to concerts before (Rod Stewart, Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, Jonas Brothers), but this one will be different, I'm assured, and you can see why from my list of attended musical performances.

I'm in the process of making a Chinese-Temple-inspired cardboard stool for class. I think this will be my best project for that specific class yet.

I have a queasy feeling in my stomach but I'm not sure what it is attributed to.
  1. My class today (I have to present something to the class)?
  2. Work next week (I'm pretty sure my boss is going to yell at me for something or the other)
  3. The rice I ate for lunch?
Ponderous.

Anyway, I lost the game, and now you did, too. HA.

It's the best song EEEE-VERRRRRRRR

I swear, every time I hear this song, it puts a smile on my face. It's so damn happy.
Don't forget to pause the teddy.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

art has taken over

See how being in an art school has demolished the home my parents strive to keep clean:


My bedroom. Floor is covered with bristol board, cardboard, plastic bags (oh speaking of which, I need one NOW), books, birthday presents, and miscellaneous items needed at any time.


The living room. Box of cardboard I found in the mall and am now hoarding for use in class. Currently, the coffee table is doing the duty of pressing laminated cardboard together. I made sure to cover the surface with newspaper so I wouldn't get yelled at for getting glue on the table (I already xacto'd the kitchen tablecloth...sorry mom).


The kitchen. With new tablecloth because I cut through the other. Food, laptop, rulers, xacto, books, assignment papers, writing utensils, erasers etc. On hand.

ink

Finished inked drawing.



check it out check it out check it out part III

LIGHTS - THE LISTENING

If you have not heard of her, GET ON THE LIGHTS TRAIN!
Her first-ever full-length CD was released in Canada on September 22 and it is AMAZING!!!
I think I shall add her to my teddy bear.
LIGHTS is a Canadian artist (brap brap) and is totally wonderful. Her songwriting abilities are totally unique, I'm totally in love with her lyrics and her voice.
CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT CHECK IT OUT

Sunday, October 4, 2009

nuit blanche 2009


balloon rabbit
Originally uploaded by vazelodian
I'm going to do this real quick because I need to sleep!

  • craziness
  • reached at 9pm left at 1:30am
  • my first time.
  • it wasn't cold, didn't rain.
  • fun times with friends
  • super fun (I scared one of my friends so bad she screamed in my face grabbed me and nearly threw me on the floor)
  • feet hurt
  • didn't get tired.
  • until i got home at 4am.
  • nearly got attacked by guys in a coffee time around 2:30am (super scary)
  • in this picture: Laura
  • check out my Flickr for more :)

Friday, October 2, 2009

oh more sadness

I visited my high school today.

I miss everyone :(
You don't realize how much you love your friends until you don't see them every day.
Even the people I didn't talk to often enough, I miss them!

& my teachers. They are THE bombs. Love 'em all. & they were so glad to see me! Especially my design teacher and my old religion teacher.

I'll be visiting more often.

Visual Forces Planar Sculpture


Abstract sculpture made out of cardboard, of my partner/Julia's profile.

So during critique we had to present our pieces. I talked about how her view is so much wider than mine because she is taller and can see over heads whereas I can't. Julia went on to talk about how I had a soft face but my features were really striking like my eyebrows, my eyes, and my cheeks. She talked about how when I smile it takes up a lot of my face and my cheeks pop out hahahah! It was kind of awkward standing there while she talked about my face and the other students look at my face to see what she was talking about!

Thursday, October 1, 2009

you won't be seventeen forever....

Hi. I'm 18 today. Not sure how I feel about that.
I don't want to get old.
I envy Peter Pan.
Eighteen sounds so much uglier than seventeen or sixteen. Even fifteen. EVEN FOURTEEN.
I don't know.
I totally even forgot it was my birthday this morning.
Which is weird, since I'm usually counting down the days for a couple of months.
Then I count the hours.
Gerascophobia- Fear of growing old
I just googled that.

Uheeehhhh someone help me.

I missed my bus this morning, because I had a panic attack on my front lawn when I walked through a spider web.
Arachnaphobia. Didn't need to google THAT.

Today was pretty normal. Except my phone kept vibrating from all the text messages, and I had like 50 million notifications on facebook. I've got awesome friends. That made me feel loved.

Loved, but old.

The day before my birthday, I listed to Metro Station - Seventeen Forever forty times. I'm serious. It was the funeral song for the end of my legal childhood.

I sound like an idiot.

But my birthdays make me feel depressed, a little bit. Usually I'd have my friends around to distract me. But I'm in a new school, and I haven't made very close friends yet.

Presents and cupcakes. That's what else I need.