Toilet paper dress and umbrella. Not a scrap of fabric used.
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Surface & Substance - Week 2
Hi. I'm back with my dosages of my schoolwork. Here we have: drawing with toilet paper!
1) My name2) My friend Ali started TP'ing the school hallway, then we drew it. Here we have the roll all over a overhead lamp. Tilt head to the left.
Ignore the face - focus all your energy on the toilet paper hat!!!
Ignore the face - focus all your energy on the toilet paper hat!!!Monday, February 1, 2010
February 2010
1 National Freedom Day
2 Ground Hog Day
3 The Day the Music Died
4 Create a Vacuum Day, Thank a Mailman Day
5 National Weatherman's Day
6 Lame Duck Day
7 Wave All you Fingers at Your Neighbor Day, Send a Card to a Friend Day
8 Boy Scout Day, Clean out Your Computer Day, Kite Flying Day
9 Toothache Day
10 Umbrella Day
11 Don't Cry over Spilled Milk Day, Make a Friend Day, White T-Shirt Day
12 Plum Pudding Day, Winter Olympics
13 Get a Different Name Day
14 Ferris Wheel Day, National Organ Donor Day, Valentine's Day
15 National Gum Drop Day, Singles Awareness Day
16 Do a Grouch a Favor Day
17 Random Acts of Kindness Day
18 National Battery Day
19 National Chocolate Mint Day
20 Cherry Pie Day, Love Your Pet Day
21 Card Reading Day
22 Be Humble Day, Walking the Dog Day, World Thinking Day
23 International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
24 National Tortilla Chip Day
25 Pistol Patent Day
26 National Pistachio Day, Tell a Fairy Tale Day
27 Polar Bear Day, No Brainer Day
28 Floral Design Day, Public Sleeping Day, National Tooth Fairy Day
WEIRD DAY
Today started off with a weird dream:
I decided to get my tongue pierced (I've been harboring this want for a long time, in real life) and headed over to a tattoo&piercing place with Laura. There was only one dude there and he was pretty cute. He got me ready and pierced my tongue, and he says "well, is it hurting?" I respond with a totally calm "f*** yeah it's hurting" (I tend to swear a lot in this dream...I barely swear in real life so maybe my subconscious is trying to let it all out).
I go over to the mirror and stick my tongue out. "Wow that's awesome. F***, it hurts though. It hurts a lot", and this is all very deadpan. So anyway I go to pay for the piercing and he gives me my receipt (seriously, a receipt? For a piercing?) It said on the front "if you're not satisfied, come back within 30 days to refund the whole in your f***ing tongue." On the back, I noticed as were were walking out, was the dude's name and phone number. Then AJSFHJASHFS fast forward and I'm in a club and he's proposing to me and I am agreeing and ISHFJASHJKFHSJKFH we get married on a gigantic dragon. OKAY THEN.
Going to school:
I AM THE ONLY GIRL ON THE SUBWAY CAR. AACCCKKK. I'm sitting in the middle and there's groups of gangster guys on either end of the subway car. Naturally I am a bit nervous. Three of the dudes from the right side of the car keep nodding at me. Don't look, don't look.
At school:
People keep holding doors open for me. EVEN IF I'M FAR AWAY FROM THE DOOR. They will stand and wait and hold the door open. & these are perfect strangers okay? I don't know them. This happened 5 or 6 times. Do I look so tiny and frail that I cannot open a freaking door?
All day:
People are giving me dirty looks. I prefer the inane door-opening to this. What have I done? I don't even know these people! AM I WEARING A LABEL THAT SAYS "I HATE ART"? Because seriously, I don't appreciate receiving cut eye for something that I didn't do. Or didn't know I did.
What?
My classroom was missing. Like...someone switched the numbers outside the door, because room 165 is now room 143. WHAT ON EARTH.
Taco:
Got out of her escaped from her ball while were watching TV and it was a mad hunt to find her. I left a trail of food, and talked to her, and we finally found her behind the couch and i had to lure her out with her ball. my heart was like, in my mouth.
Today was a weird day.
EDIT:
AND NOW IM SEEING THINGS ON FACEBOOK NO ONE ELSE SEES.
LIKE YOUR AGE UNDER YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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